• @rambling_lunatic
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    45 months ago

    A sect of MUDders worships Shub-Internet, sacrificing objects and praying for good connections. To no avail — its purpose is malign and evil, and it is the cause of all network slowdown.

    “Freela casts a tac nuke at Shub-Internet for slowing her down.”

    “Shub-Internet gulps down the tac nuke and burps happily.”

    -- Taken from the Jargon File