• @Tremble
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    724 months ago

    This would be funny if it weren’t 100 % true

    • @[email protected]
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      344 months ago

      Would be more true if they stabbed the hand, because after they suggest budgeting, that employee will be put on a list and be first in line to be terminated due to being incompatible with the work culture of pretending to be shiny and happy living in subsistence.

    • @[email protected]
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      214 months ago

      It really is. We have to do a yearly health incentive thing that requires going through PowerPoint about certain topics. This is exactly the kind of shit.

      “Feeling sad? Try a salad! Some greens are sure to put you in a good mood?”

      “Grief got you down? A funny movie is sure to cheer you up?”

      “Want to retire by 65? Put 70% of each paycheck into a high interest high risk account!”

    • @Imgonnatrythis
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      54 months ago

      I know right? Peeps need to start making some budgets!

    • @[email protected]
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      14 months ago

      You better do what they tell you. Those budget people cost the company a fortune, we probably won’t be able to give you a pay rise again because of them