I have aldready tried candyman and bloody mary (i said their names three time in front of a mirror correct me if i’m wrong) anything else i can try ?

EDIT : Why am i getting down voted this is litterally the no stupid questions sub.

EDIT I am not trolling let me rephrase the question : is there any other urban legends you know of and how do the stories and steps go ?

  • Cyv_
    4•5 months ago

    Any procedure to summon cthulhu is made up, so make one up. Or if it makes you feel better I’ll make one up:

    Cook long pasta to aldente, then spread it all over the floor, then roll around it in while praising the noodly limbs of cthon, and asking the eldritch god to wrap you up and take you to the realm between dimensions. And I dunno, pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time to confuse yourself. Confusion and the unknown are the key when it comes to eldritch beings. Add spooky LED lights that shift from green to purple.

    • @[email protected]
      2•5 months ago

      Any procedure to summon cthulhu is made up, so make one up. Or if it makes you feel better I’ll make one up:

      So is any procedure to summon anything above Chris Hansen on that list.

      • Cyv_
        3•5 months ago

        Look Cthulhu demands sacrifice, but if you can’t swing pasta maybe try pipe cleaners? You might end up with crafthulhu tho.