• Freshfrozenplasma
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    9 months ago

    What? No birthday or SSN? It’s almost like they aren’t really children!

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      9 months ago

      “Birth Certificates are discriminatory against the unborn. The government should be required to issue Pre-birth certificates so that SSNs can be assigned to children yet to be born.” -Future GOP policy champion probably