Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down16
arrow-up1163arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareKyrgizion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·7 months agoBasically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agoWhat about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzardlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months agoYup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-27 months agoGot it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.
Basically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
Yup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
Got it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.