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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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10 months ago
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
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  It’s why horses are measured by hands
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    Yes, farm hands

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