That’s something you don’t see anymore, Dad’s station wagon. Terminally uncool, built almost exclusively for hemorrhoid comfort, rattles a bit, luggage rack shows significant signs of wear. The socks and sandals of the automobile industry.
Hold up. Since when were station wagons considered uncool? My top favourite cars, among those I could realistically afford when I had a decent paying job, are all specifically the station wagon version.
That’s something you don’t see anymore, Dad’s station wagon. Terminally uncool, built almost exclusively for hemorrhoid comfort, rattles a bit, luggage rack shows significant signs of wear. The socks and sandals of the automobile industry.
I rode in the back of one of these with 5 other kids on a cross-country trip once. It was glorious.
Hold up. Since when were station wagons considered uncool? My top favourite cars, among those I could realistically afford when I had a decent paying job, are all specifically the station wagon version.
You rock your style, friend. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.
Since Clark Griswold drove one under a log truck.
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