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Dramatic Shitposter@discuss.tchncs.de to 4chan@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

anon has a bone to pick with god

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anon has a bone to pick with god

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Dramatic Shitposter@discuss.tchncs.de to 4chan@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • OneWomanCreamTeam
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    Fuck that sounds precisely like early-20’s-me’s internal monologue.

    I’m much happier now that I’ve transitioned.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Your username makes that comment infinitely better.

  • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Be god Make girls Fuck them over once every month starting at 12

    • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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      Sometimes god will also put benign bloody flesh tumors in your fucking uterus that will elevate your monthly cramps to near unbearable pain level & your bloodflow to levels of “Jesus christ do you need to go the hospital???”

      But don’t worry. You will be told that it’s all just part of “being a woman” and that you’re being “emotional and dramatic” and that “every girl goes through this!”

      …by doctors!

      Being a grill is like living life on easy mode!

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    Fake: God

    Gay: anon

    • CluckN@lemmy.world
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      Euphoric: Me

      God: Phony

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    You falsely attribute to God that which was made by man!

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      Well I sure as hell didn’t put my prostate up my ass

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        You kinda did, just not like, consciously.

      • FierroGamer
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        Your “I” looks like a slash

      • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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        My chuckles stopped when I answered the question and weirded myself out.

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      I don’t think god exists at all. But I will kill god and the devil both if given the chance.

      How else can we truly be free?

      • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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        God is dead. Now each human must become a god unto themselves.

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