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can to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

‘It Would Be So Easy,’ Think 79% Of People Holding Ladders For Loved Ones Putting Up Christmas Lights

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‘It Would Be So Easy,’ Think 79% Of People Holding Ladders For Loved Ones Putting Up Christmas Lights

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can to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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PITTSBURGH—Unable to resist thinking about the rare opportunity that lay before them, 79% of Americans holding ladders while a loved one put up Christmas lights reportedly took a moment Wednesday to consider just how easy it would be. “All it would take is one small push, and boom, it’s over, just like that,” thought…
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    I’ll never forget my Grandfathers last words, “Stop shaking the ladder you little shit”

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