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MaliciousKebab to GreentextEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon goes a little overboard

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Anon goes a little overboard

MaliciousKebab to GreentextEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • athos77@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    3rd grade
    Got fired later that day

    Wut?

    • MaliciousKebabOP
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      Anon’s the teacher.

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      le ebic plot twist

    • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      Kbin moment

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      You think this actually happened?

    • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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      Think he meant the principal

      • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned
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        The joke here is that OP is the teacher. The whole time you’re supposed to think OP is a child, but is in fact an adult.

        I think It’s a play on an older version of the joke where OP was describing their first intimate encounter with a girl at school, and then “another teacher walks in and I got fired” or something similar.

  • OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social
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    Dare I ask what ‘roastie’ means?

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      It came from the “astute” observation that large, pigmented labia resemble slices of roast beef. It’s original intent was to shame women’s bodies (because the more sex a woman has the looser her vagina gets and thats why some women have large labia, or so these people seem to think) and it’s progressed into a general slur. Commonly used among the usual suspects; 4chan, incels, alt-right chuds, misogynists in general

      • OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social
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        What age group is a 3rd grader? Those are little kids, right? Wtf.

        • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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          Yup, 8-9 year olds usually

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          The author is probably 14 and thinks he’s hilarious.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick and got real fucking dark.

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    A teacher using 4chan. Yikes

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      It’s…not… real…

      • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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        Comments like that one really show how autistic the average Lemmy user is, of course it’s a work of fiction.

        And yet so much take it at face value.

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          the autisms.

    • ThrowawayOnLemmy@lemmy.world
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      Don’t worry, it’s a green text post. Those are never true.

    • don@lemm.ee
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      If the story being greentext didn’t give it away as being fake, then the teacher sending a kid flying across a room with a single punch and not just splattering their skull where they stood definitely should have.

  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    NTA your fists your rules

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