It’s been a while since we’ve had a bit of fun with anagrams like Old Bighorn and Labia Romp etc., so I decided to use Inge’s Anagram Maker to help me create some new names for the boys. Some didn’t turn out too good, while others has had me laughing for a good while. Most should be easy to guess, but I’ve added their actual names in spoiler tags just in case. Enjoy!
GK:
Leonard Samara - >!Aaron Ramsdale!<
Aviary Dad - >!David Raya!<
Hire Lank - >!Karl Hein!<
DEF:
Benjie Whitman - >!Benjamin White!<
Labia Williams - >!William Saliba!<
A Gerbil - >!Gabriel!<
Brie Jim Turner - >!Jurrien Timber!<
Diane Schnorkel Zonk - >!Oleksandr Zinchenko!<
AI Autonomy Hikers - >!Takehiro Tomiyasu!<
Boki Jar Wiki - >!Jakub Kiwior!<
Recess Cardio - >!Cedric Soares!<
MIDFIELD:
Hot Paymaster - >!Thomas Partey!<
Omelet Whimsier - >!Emile Smith Rowe!<
Giro John - >!Jorginho!<
Avie Bio Fair - >!Fabio Vieira!<
Homemade Lenny - >!Mohamed Elneny!<
Dance Relic - >!Declan Rice!<
Ravi The Zak - >!Kai Havertz!<
Animator Edgard - >!Martin Odegaard (Since the Ø makes it impossible to do in English)!<
ATTACK:
Bus a Yak Oak - >!Bukayo Saka!<
Grass Jubilee - >!Gabriel Jesus!<
Gilbertina Mirelli - >!Gabriel Martinelli!<
Kathie Neddie - >!Eddie Nketiah!<
Sonora Straddler - >!Leandro Trossard!<
Lens Seniors - >!Reiss Nelson!<
Can we have one for the women squad too? Lmao
Labia Williams
That’s a violation
Straight up pornstar name haha
Zonk
‘Hot Paymaster’, ‘Dance Relic’, and ‘Grass Jubilee’ are outstanding.
I legitimately laughed for a solid 5 minutes at ‘Hot Paymaster’. Also, before proofreading and seeing that it sadly didn’t fit, Martin Ødegaard was at some point ‘Tango Admirer’ and I’m so annoyed it didn’t fit.
That would fit so well, as Odegaards girl is a former pro dancer and probably does the tango pretty well.
That would have been so good lol
Diane Schnorkel Zonk has to be my favourite
Fully sent me into a 5 minute laughing fit on the Tube just now. I look like a mad man…
High effort post, thoroughly enjoyed
Some would benefit from a different order of words. Whimsier Omelet sounds better. Autonomy AI Hikers does too.
Anyways, I like A Gerbil, Autonomy AI Hiker, Whimsier Omelet, Hot Paymaster, Homemade Lenny, Dance Relic and Grass Jubilee a lot.
One more ‘t’ needed in ‘AI Autonomy Hikers’
Yeah this one had me really stumped
Akita Hz thrives.
Labia Williams is crazy
Hot Paymaster - Thomas Partey
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
My Arsenal group chat is named Old Bighorn because of a former post like this
I’m too tired to figure it out. What was it an anagram for?
The best centre back partnership in the league, Labia Williams and a gerbil
Thanks I’ll use these for my fpl team name next season
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