I’m watching today’s City vs Tottenham game and wondering if this is the first time we are seeing alien playing football. The body of Jack Grealish is so unique that even on the slightest touch his whole structure transforms into a unique artistic shape.
Sometimes just a tap on the back is enough for him to enter the “parachute pose” and prepare himself for landing.
But things get surreal when sudden gentle wind gusts hit his back and he transforms into a ballet dancer.
What do you guys think? Is he a shape-shifter? Is he possessed by Harry Potter magic? Is there a need to introduce another VAR just for him? Can anyone from the world of men stop him?
PS: Simon Hooper, you are utterly incompetent and the last-minute decision against my shape-shifter boy is a disgrace.
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You must feel some level of embarrassment posting this?
Irish
90% golden retriever, 10 human.
Mr Tumble
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Lol, he’s a floor magnet for sure.
Part fish since he just flops on land
He is a natural born swimmer like Phelps but stuck in the wrong sport.
Can’t judge a fish by how it climbs a tree
I don’t know how anyone can be both that outrageous rich and that good looking as him. Must have done a deal with some entity like Satan or Cthulhu or Sauron.
He does get hacked a lot
Not sure, what’s the most overpriced and average material going ?
His knee slide with full camera awareness was extra magical.
You must have missed his best work earlier this season. Somebody slammed a toilet door at the emptihad and he performed a wonderful triple pirouette followed by a downward pike! This was only matched by his ‘phoenix’ like resurrection when no free kick was given!
Just a tip, I wouldn’t say anything like this out loud if you ever attend a premier league game.
He falls like a toddler. It’s convincing. The opposite of Salah, who is a goddamn sumo wrestler