• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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        1 year ago

        “My online alter-ego Baldur’s Gate 3 character is 18 feet tall, and has giant wings, like an angel’s but also like a demon’s. His name is KARLOR! Karlor can fuck anything, and he will, and has; WOMEN, ANGELS, DEVILS, ANIMALS! You need to get with him because my penis only has a tip… It’s like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.”

    • ben@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago

      The real issue facing our society today is the lack of equal representation for jiggle physics for penis havers.