• Socsa
      14·
      1 year ago

      That shit is like $50/lb so just keep grating and I’ll take it in a to go box.

      • affiliate@lemmy.world
        5·
        1 year ago

        what would happen if you never told them to stop? would they eventually stop of their own accord or keep coming back with new blocks of cheese?

        • Socsa
          3·
          1 year ago

          Eventually the cheese would begin to form a singularity and the grater would exist on the boundary, slowing their own perception of time with each subsequent grate.

        • x4740N@lemmy.worldEnglish
          21·
          1 year ago

          Now I’m wondering if that’s actually possible

          If you had enough cheese would the collective mass create enough gravity to pull it all together and create a blackhole

    • x4740N@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      1 year ago

      I too love cheese and want to eat a shit ton of it but I count my calories because I don’t want to end up fat