• Pumpkin Escobar
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    567 months ago

    Why the glasses, dickwad? Just run into walls like god intended for you.

    • athos77
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      177 months ago

      I’m just like, “Cool, guess we’re doing away with Viagra, too, hunh?”

      crickets, I’m sure …

  • @[email protected]
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    217 months ago

    I am in the IVF process right now. I keep proposing to tell every religious person I know that they aren’t allowed to hug, kiss, or visit my abomination baby.

    • @Not2Dopey
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      57 months ago

      Successful IVF parent here: it is a difficult, trying process but the reward is amazing! I tell our child that they were wanted so badly that we had to do some crazy things, but it worked.

      Best of luck to you!

      • @[email protected]
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        47 months ago

        We didn’t get very many fertilized eggs, so odds are we won’t get a baby this round. This process is so disappointing at every stage.

  • @[email protected]
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    187 months ago

    If you don’t know: IVF fertilizes an embryo in the lab and implants it into the uterus. Often multiple embryos are implanted in one procedure to ensure at least one is viable. If a plural pregnancy results, the mother can decide to “cull” the excess. (I don’t remember the proper term but abort isn’t it because you abort a pregnancy not an embryo)

    In any case, anti-choice activists believe that all embryos are people. Which is clearly false since they don’t have a detectable credit score.

  • @[email protected]
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    157 months ago

    So contraception is bad, but IVF is also bad. Trying to stop yourself getting pregnant is bad. Trying to get pregnant is bad.

    Can these drop kicks actually figure out what they want?

    • @[email protected]
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      87 months ago

      Dudes wearing glasses talking about how other ppl shouldn’t use tech to make their lives better.

  • @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    Same argument as People who wear glasses wage war against god.

    Disclaimer: I believe people should use science. That’s why we were given advance brains.

    • spaceghotiM
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      27 months ago

      Out of curiosity, how were we “given” advanced brains? And how are they advanced? Dolphins can do some amazing things with their brains that we can’t.

      • @[email protected]
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        17 months ago

        Sure I don’t disagree. I’m sure the dolphins will thank us for the fish when they leave the planet as is tradition for their people. In general, I Don’t see animals making wonders that shape the earth or discovering secrets of the universe. Without human intervention animals will live in the wild and they will never be anything more than that. Humanity can do more like I dk make glasses for someone that needs them.

        • spaceghotiM
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          17 months ago

          That’s a very human-centric view. We know that both dolphins and elephants have comparable brains, they’re just different.

          • @[email protected]
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            17 months ago

            Certainly is and you are right. If you have the ability to do more and don’t then Might as well be a normal animal and live like they did in eden as “god intended” for the original prototypes. A fish that doesn’t swim is not using it’s best attribute. Humanity best attributes are intelligence, imagination, innovation and the will to use all 3. That combined with the extended life gene (relative to most animals) to learn from experience got us were we are today. So all I want are leaders that know what got us here and STFU on crap like IVF. If it’s unnatural than so are glasses and literally everything humanity does.

  • @[email protected]
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    157 months ago

    Weird that a guy with a disability aid would be against modern healthcare. I know adjusting your eyesight and creating life are different, but they’re honestly not that different. Both are just aids for body failures. Plus with stuff like micro plastics possibly affecting fertility, it’s not like God is the one making these people less fertile. (Unless the micro plastics are part of God’s plan, but if that’s true, how come IVF isn’t also part of God’s plan??)

  • spaceghotiM
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    97 months ago

    Pfft. There’s no war if the other side never shows up. This battle was over long, long ago. Yahweh forfeited.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      27 months ago

      If we are waging a war against god, but nothing happens or changes… What the fuck kinda war is it then. The name is definitely better than the war itself.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    87 months ago

    rat-salute i’d like to formally welcome people who can’t have children without medical assistance to the resistance

    together, we will kill god

    • tygerprints
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      17 months ago

      Yes. God is dead, it is the year One. Mike Johnston is the anti-Christ we have long waited for to rule our country. Let the mass destruction of mankind begin!!

  • originalucifer
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    87 months ago

    maybe that god.

    my god says ’ you’re not boutique engineering your kids yet?! ’

  • PlasterAnalyst
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    67 months ago

    It’s an expensive procedure, so they want to lay the groundwork to be able to exclude it from health insurance by claiming “religion.”