When I was younger everyone kept asking me “Have you found Jesus?”
When I was on the street, when I was walking through shopping centres, when I was in the Student Union.
“Have you found Jesus?”
Eventually I got sick of it, and one day I snapped.
Someone asked me “Have you found Jesus?” and I turned to them I said “You’ve lost him? Again? What is it with you people losing Jesus? You know what you should do? You should do what they did in the olden days and nail him to a cross – that way you’ll always know where he is!!”
Which turned out to be the wrong thing to say to the Arch Bishop, but hey – you live and learn.
Love it. I do a thing where I ask who Jesus Saves (but pronounced in Spanish, like ’Hey-zus Sav-ez’) is and why this, I presume, prominent local politician’s name is everywhere.
Why do Christians celebrate Good Friday, when we’re at it?
I do have a joke about that, but eight people have told me it’s in bad taste, so I had to stop telling it.
Hello, sorry I’m late. I am your audience for the poor taste/dark humour jokes.
When does the telling start?
What’s the joke? Or was that the joke and I don’t get it?
(cue joke)
When I was younger everyone kept asking me “Have you found Jesus?”
When I was on the street, when I was walking through shopping centres, when I was in the Student Union.
“Have you found Jesus?”
Eventually I got sick of it, and one day I snapped.
Someone asked me “Have you found Jesus?” and I turned to them I said “You’ve lost him? Again? What is it with you people losing Jesus? You know what you should do? You should do what they did in the olden days and nail him to a cross – that way you’ll always know where he is!!”
Which turned out to be the wrong thing to say to the Arch Bishop, but hey – you live and learn.
Hah! I like it!
Love it. I do a thing where I ask who Jesus Saves (but pronounced in Spanish, like ’Hey-zus Sav-ez’) is and why this, I presume, prominent local politician’s name is everywhere.
I mean far more Christians celebrate Christmas than good Friday
Which is funny given the actual significance of that appropriated celebration.