TUSCALOOSA, AL—Running around the stage in an effort to corner the unnamed individual, presidential candidates spent the fourth GOP primary debate Wednesday evening attempting to hog-tie a greased-up nude man who reportedly represented the woke mind virus. “It takes a strong woman to catch a nude, greased-up man,”…
They’re lubing the skids with a new non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company has been working on. It creats a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil. We’re really going to fly down the hill with this stuff!
We were pickin’ stones on the hill the other deeeeeey…