• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    I wouldn’t worry too much. She’s just a cartoon, she says those things to everyone who watches that anime

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    She’s trying to trick you into loving yourself as much as she does! Don’t fall for it!

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    She’s def up to something. When my wife of 12 years starts being extra nice I’m wondering wtf she’s up to.

    Some of you are oblivious to sarcasm by the way

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      People can’t read your intented tone, without clarification there is no way to know if you’re serious or not How people don’t understand that is beyond me

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      She wants another gun/tool/classic car/Video Game Console to add to the collection. Thats the catch!

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        I tell you, it’s always something with her. Guess I’ll go get a new gaming PC to keep her happy…

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    that poor lady is trying to groom this guy into viability and he’s posting on 4chan.

    and they wonder why birth rates are declining.

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      Eva Braun did have a masters degree from the era she time travelled from. But there are no records of it in the 20th century

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    It’s called the Law of Attraction, anon. She’s too scared to break up with you because she thinks you’ll kill yourself but she also doesn’t want to be dating a loser