Uh well it’s blue, 6 ft long…

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I think it’s the one where marge is having constant stress and as a result she’s losing her hair. Pretty sure the joke was something about marge asking lisa how can she know it’s marges hair

We were engaged to be wed in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. And suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn’t good enough for her.

Well it’s good to see you Willie.

That’s not what you said the first time you saw me!

Ah, Shary Bobbins.

Shary Bobbins : Hello. I’m Shary Bobbins. Homer Simpson : [excited] Did you say Mary Pop…? Shary Bobbins : No! I definitely did not! I’m an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.

Isn’t there a song in that one? Something with lyrics like “And I’m going bald from stress, but we’re happy just the way we are!”

…can I be a booze hound?