We’ve all got one: Jar Jar, Star Trek V, Armageddon, the 1998 godzilla, Mac and Me, Amanda Heard in Aquaman.
There is no judgment here. Confess, receive absolution, find a friend who’s into the same weird, shameful stuff you are.
We’ve all got one: Jar Jar, Star Trek V, Armageddon, the 1998 godzilla, Mac and Me, Amanda Heard in Aquaman.
There is no judgment here. Confess, receive absolution, find a friend who’s into the same weird, shameful stuff you are.
She (1984) - It’s from the mid-80s and stars Sandahl Bergman - that pretty much says it all right there. But it’s so over-the-top cheesy and all delivered so earnestly that it works as a spoof.
The Blood of Heroes (1989) - I don’t even feel particularly guilty about this one - Joan Chen, Rutger Hauer and Vincent D’Onofrio in a sort of cross between The Road Warrior and Rollerball, as players of a terribly brutal sport in a post-apocalyptic crapsack world. And with a great supporting bit by Hugh Keays-Byrne.
Titan A.E. (2000) - I’m not sure at this point if I’m supposed to be ashamed of this one or not. I liked it all along, then somewhere along the way, I discovered that much of the internet apparently hated it. But it seems that in recent years, it’s started to gain some favor. Anyway, I like it.
Jupiter Ascending (2015) - yes, it’s cheesy and forced and the villains are cartoonishly one-dimensional, but it’s stylish and fun and Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum are both enjoyable.