I actually took a wad of hair I brushed off of one of my cats and rolled it into a felted ball by hand. She passed away six years ago, but I still keep that hairball around. Nobody seems to appreciate when I show it to them, especially when I say “hold out your hand” and drop it in their open palm, even though I reassure them that it’s made of dead cat.

Man… My parents always said Garfield was dumb. I loved it as a kid, but wow. It’s not even remotely funny.