• SirBucksworth@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

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      11 months ago

      The real chad move here would be to start sucking his dick while staring into his or her eyes.

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        11 months ago

        What if it’s a woman… suck my own dick 🤔?

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            11 months ago

            I would if I could to be honest… the wolf is fat cuz he takes care of his own business.