Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoOptimizations? Never heard of itlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1817arrow-down120
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minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoThat’s how I feel everytime I click commit in SQL Developer and it completes in 0.023 seconds. Like… You sure you got everything, Oracle? Wanna take a second or two and double check your work maybe?
minus-squareR0cket_M00se@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoBuys Ryzen 9 “Damn! Why is it so fast?”
minus-squareHexarei@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoThe CPU, working tirelessly to ensure your queries completed in just under 100 million cycles (assuming 1 thread and 4Ghz): “Am I a joke to you?”
That’s how I feel everytime I click commit in SQL Developer and it completes in 0.023 seconds. Like… You sure you got everything, Oracle? Wanna take a second or two and double check your work maybe?
Buys Ryzen 9
“Damn! Why is it so fast?”
The CPU, working tirelessly to ensure your queries completed in just under 100 million cycles (assuming 1 thread and 4Ghz):
“Am I a joke to you?”