• kemsat@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    English: Masturbator in leopard skirt struck at garbage station EDA. In a short leopard-print skirt, the 49-year-old man masturbated in front of a strange woman at a garbage station. When he was arrested, he was standing and carrying a canoe.

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      9 months ago

      Not entirely correct. It was not a strange woman, but a (to him) unknown woman. Also he wasn’t standing. His dick was hard.

      Eda. Masturbator in leopard-print skirt struck at the garbage station. In a short leopard-print skirt, the 49-year-old man masturbated in front of a female stranger at the garbage station. When he was finally caught, he had an erection and was carrying a canoe.

      For context, Eda is in bum fuck middle of nowhere near the Norwegian border and is a tiny municipality