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holy shit
Excellent - thanks!
NOFX - Louise
She knows that girls just want to have fun
With four piercings on each side of her labia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray
Carwild is a lucky man/woman/other.
I mean, aside from the whole being Danish thing of course ;)
Seems like its actually quite the opposite of permanent
Try me as your keyholder someday and you’ll learn the meaning of permanent.
Indeed.
Hello, this is the lockpicking lawyer, and today were looking at…
It goes without saying but these tiny locks are about as secure as those little diary or luggage locks that can be opened with a bobby pin :)
Or a mallet. (Maybe not the best choice here)