• Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I’m not too sure you’re right on that. I’m just recently separated (divorced soon), and my uh, “fridge“ is full of many good things and I wasn’t even stocking it.

      Look, I’m no Brad Pitt, more like a tall, chubby Jason Stantham. So when I tell you I’ve got a few offers from my self defense class girl partners for coffee or a movie, I suspect the dating life is going to be fine.

    • chakan2@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      …and eventually you get desperate enough to drink that milk that expired 30 days ago.