Apparently the risk of penile fractures is highest on December 25, maybe because everyone is in a good mood and the sex gets a little too rigorous…

So what naughty fun have you all been up to? Since Jan 1 falls on a Monday, anything New Years morning will count for this update too. That way we get both Christmas and New Years together ;-)

  • pinkpint@lemmynsfw.com
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    11 months ago
    • My new FWB came over in the morning the day before Christmas Eve, we had sex for the first time ☺️
    • I was visiting family most of the week, I left my butt plug at home this time but I had my own room, so at least I got some privacy 😉
    • I went out with my FWB and some friends last night for new years. He slept over for the first time last night, we had sex when we woke up this morning. I think I’m addicted to swallowing cum now 😋 He just left a little while ago.
  • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOP
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    11 months ago

    No sexy fun per se :-\ however:

    • I ordered a few key pieces to furnish my place properly. I think spending $15,000 on a chandelier, sofa, and dining table is kinda naughty :-)
    • J and I texted and we both said we like each other! :-D
    • My sister posted my info in a Facebook group for physician dating, along with my number, and I have about a dozen women that all are blowing up my phone to meet in the next few weeks. Some of them are pretty cute, too. :-)
    • Getting back into Hinge, and I’m just going to accept that more of my matches are men than women. So many guys who are attractive, smart, have great careers, and are bottoms/vers bottoms :-P
    • flute@lemmynsfw.com
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      11 months ago

      Bruh if spending $15k on furniture ain’t naughty, then I don’t know what is!!

      Also, love to see the progess with you and J! I hope it turns into something beautiful!

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    11 months ago

    Not to brag, but I did totally Evolve the Glass Fandango on Vampire Survivors 😏😏😏😏😏

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    11 months ago

    I’ve been quiet for weeks, for reasons beyond my control. But today I found a slot in my schedule to go to the sauna.

    In the steam room, I quickly met someone. In the dim red light, he looked a bit old for my taste, but when I put my hand on his cock… my god… Without bragging, I had enough male partners in my life to say I’m above the curve. But this one was really bigger, and I wanted it inside me.

    We started with quite innocent foreplays (in the context of a gay sauna). We wanked each other. He sucked me, and I did my best to return the favor. In a whisper, he asked me what I like, and told me “I’ll fuck you, if you fuck me afterwards”.

    We didn’t even took a cabin. He bent me over on a bench in the steam room in front of a couple of strangers. I couldn’t think to anything else than his huge cock in my ass. That was breath taking and painless. I just wanked myself a bit to stay hard to keep my promise.

    Then we switch positions and I fucked him. I didn’t last long. It was (litteraly) too hot in the steam room now. My heart was pounding in my chest. I had to leave the room for some fresh air and a cold shower.

    I wandered in the facility for a little while longer, but I didn’t feel I could have a 2nd round with him or with an other guy.

    So I got dressed and texted my other half to say I was coming home (she knows). I bought a fresh can of diet coke at the reception and left the sauna. Outside, it was raining, it was nice.

    • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOP
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      10 months ago

      Nice you both really satisfied each other. I’m similarly above average but not monstrous. However, I love the feeling when a bottom is so overwhelmed while I’m inside him. Liker he wants to kiss, but just being fucked that deep and hard leaves him unable to do anything else at the same time.