• katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    But like God only did the rainbow after he committed mass genocide of the human race and animal kingdom as sort of a "I totally won’t do that again guys agatha wink

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      And then he wiped out some cities, turned a woman into salt, had a guy’s family killed because he likes to gamble, sent a bear to kill children, killed every first born in an entire country, told his people to genocide another.

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    The only thing stopping them from using the rainbow is the fear that they might be mistaken for a supporter of the LGBTQ+ community. Instead, they choose to hate the rainbow.

  • TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com
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    Beyond being stupid, I’m fairly sure that this view is heretical. If gays are able to steal stuff from God, then God is subject to the mercy of humanity, and I’m pretty sure the church frowns upon that belief.

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    Did you know humans stole our likeness from God also? Time to deglove our entire bodies and become a mass of flesh!

  • Uriel-238@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    Um, the frost giants built the rainbow by hand and are done with it after the götterdämmerung of Ásgarðr. They made it pretty taking pride in their workmanship and welcome public use.

    Aside from hippies LGBT+ symbology and Apple Computer circa 1970s, the rainbow was used in the 1980s by the video tape industry to represent the brilliant color replication of of it products.

    The rainbow shown to Noah is only a single use after the fact.

    Also, as if Adonai didn’t rip off Hephaestus’ designs for Zeus’ thunderbolts. Divine intellectual piracy runs rampant.

    PS: The dwarves engineered their own thunderhammer for Thor, independent of Hephaestus, though they admit it is not a perfect build.

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    I’m sure sooner or later we’ll find out Bryan Fischer has been appropriating homosexual culture by sucking dicks in a public park.

  • burntbutterbiscuits
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    I think lgbt stole the rainbow from the rainbow family to be honest, but they are a bunch of free loving hippies and are more than happy to share I believe

    Happy Sunday