lol, I just have a Kryptonite Ulock but my bikes are cheap. A high end ABUS is worth more than my bike is!

That said, there are plenty of tests out there demonstrating how much of a pain in the ass to defeat just about any given lock is, and there’s one from ABUS that seems to consistently come out on top.

The skunk lock is just awesome because it makes the thief get sick and I think that’s hilarious.