Machine-gun tri bars. Aesthetician as fuck
They’re certainly one way to get ahead in your next Tour de France.
Aero bars are banned in tour de France. Need to install the weapons in another way, maybe bottle cage mount
It is mounted incorrectly. The recoil pushes the bike backward.
Just need to add a bigger one in back.
What in mafioso tarnation!?
Weaponized bicycles are real. Don’t need fuel to move relatively fast. And they’re cheap and simple to maintain.
Yeah, but you look ridiculous so obviously we can’t have that.
sure, they’ll prefer to use electric bikes now, but the idea to move fast, silently and with a specific weapon on a very simple and easy to maintain bike to go and stop a specific vehicle is alive and kicking and i’m sure the russians in the tanks had a good laugh right before they were blown to pieces. It’s really not different from the panzerfaust fahrräder in the second world war…
https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/05/26/ukraine-electric-bikes-nlaws/
When someone tries to buzz you and doesn’t obey the 3ft/1m safe passing distance:
When you bring a bicycle to a tank war.
