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minus-squaredan@upvote.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 年前Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.
minus-squaredan@upvote.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.
minus-squaremerclinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 年前But, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.
Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.
Don’t forget the green font.
With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.
and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.
But, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.
Weird sunglasses are also important.