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Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking
"your pizza delivery driver is probably the bravest guy in the world,” one resident said. “He deserves all the applause that he can get.”
No thanks to the worthless ass cops:
Middletown Police attempted to stop the vehicle, but it continued until it reached New Haven. Once in New Haven, police said, the vehicle stopped and four people got out and fled. A police K9 track was conducted, but they did not find any suspects.
Then they arrested the delivery driver for possessing two grams of marijuana and they lived happily ever after.
I think in a utopia the people who choose to be delivery drivers would be ideal first responders. Good under pressure and are all about feeding strangers while driving fast.
Needs some red to symbolize both the blood spilled in the effort to deliver our pizzas, as well as the sauce on the pizzas themselves.
I back the bread
Pizza Delivery Persons Lives Matter (PDPLM), it doesn’t quite roll off the tongue and may need some work shopping.
Pizza Couriers Matter! PCMTM
Your are welcome
But. But. All lives matter!
All live matter, but some matter more than others.
And those Pizza Couriers bring me food, so their lives matter more!
Bread lives matter?
Domino’s drivers are the REAL boys in blue.
The thin dough line
When’s the last time you’ve heard of a pizza delivery person going to the wrong house and killing someone?
Doesn’t happen.
