• averagedrunk@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I’m not going to start smoking a pack a day and drinking a fifth if whiskey because I think it’ll keep me healthy tho.

    If that’s all it takes then I’m as healthy as a person can be.

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      1 year ago

      Who knew the secret to a long life was being a chain smoker and a raging alcoholic.