• theneverfox@pawb.social
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    10 months ago

    No, you don’t understand the problem with avocado toast. You see, bread is a great source of carbs, and combined with the rind of the avocado, the scraps are a super food that leaves squirrels full of energy and with a thick coat that makes them neigh immortal

    When’s the last time you saw a dead squirrel ripe for the picking? It was free money