Hidden Phoenicians? In my government?

It’s more (or less) likely than you think.

I’ve been “permabanned” from Reddit eight or so times, with all but the most recent one contested and reversed. Short story: I pissed off a certain turtle, and he made sure to report me for inciting violence every chance he got, which, best I can tell, is a preemptive ban regardless of post content. With this latest one, though, I’m done; I’m not even fighting it. I needed a good kick in the ass to get off of Reddit, and this is it.