I was trying to help a male friend with his depression and the entire conversation quickly switched over into him ranting about how awful women are and how we won’t give him sex and how we just use men to provide things.

I tried sympathizing and he went on and on about how we’re just ice cold harpies who don’t care about men.

He complained that his cortisol was high and it was all caused by being single and women were killing him.

I lost it and said ‘scoop your adrenal glands out with a spoon then’.

Ooooooops. I could have handled that a lot better.