Samples showed no cause for concern, but it recommended people and pets avoid the water while it remained
Ok
Totally harmless folks but whatever you do stay the hell away from it.
Yep… No cause for concern…
nothing to see here commoners move along now, business needs to be doing business things.
Are we sure that Aperture Science had nothing to do with this?
Jump in the orange end and come out the blue end. Fast travel unlocked. Who needs public transport
“We do what we must, because we can!”
The Environment Agency has not revealed where the dyes originated from.
Aka “you have no right to know which company did this”
They’ve paid good money to keep their identity a secret!
“accidentally”
The McLaren F1’s marketing department are coming up with some strange ideas.
Jump in the orange water to vote upstream.
Jump in the blue water to vote downstream.
downstream
Nadine Dorries has entered the chat
Rocket League River.
