lol there is something I love about throwing insane shit at people I match with. Like…break the ice in an interesting way. I’d be so grateful if anyone did that to break the ice with me. I mean, it happens, but—and not to generalize or anything—in my experience women know they don’t have to put as much effort in, so I just get a match and a “hi” most of the time.

But here I am pulling the most clever and endearing jokes I can muster over and over again. At some point you gotta just start kinda fucking with people depending on your mood and hope they have a sense of humor.

They often don’t. But sometimes they do.