• @[email protected]
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    505 months ago

    I know that it didn’t actually flee and just drove off because it was following it’s programming, but damn, the mental image of this robot hitting a car and then going, “Oh, shit! I’m outta here,” is hilarious to me.

    …I may be a little high.

  • Deceptichum
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    295 months ago

    According to the passer-by, who prefers not to be identified

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    Both doors of the car were scratched and the passer-by lifted the robot onto the roadway, where it fled the scene.

    Not surprising the accomplice in this crime refused to give their name.

  • Norgur
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    105 months ago

    The robot was white, right? So it should have stayed. It had nothing to fear from the police.

    • Transporter Room 3
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      65 months ago

      Aren’t these drones the size of large breed dogs?

      It probably didn’t want to get shot out of habit.

    • @Cheradenine
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      115 months ago

      They’ll probably realize the need to hunt in packs soon to bring down larger prey

  • Teon
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    45 months ago

    In a further development, the car that was hit arrived home to find a damaged robot trying to deliver his cold dinner order…

    /s