• Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        If I was going to be a cereal pooper (I’m not, for the record) I would practice a whole lot because I wouldn’t want to mess up and kick the bowl or get shit on myself or otherwise ruin the mission like that. So I’m sure with repetition I’d eventually become a hands-free expert.

        In honing the craft I’d become a serial cereal pooper.

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          11 months ago

          Sounds like something a serial cereal pooper would say!