• sugar_in_your_tea
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      9 months ago

      Oh, the best! It’s still under construction, so now’s the time to get in before everyone else does.

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          9 months ago

          Nah, this is a real bridge, a true investment opportunity for the discerning investor. Not something a game dev can just create when they want.

          But I can sell you one of those bridges in the games if you want, but they’re not going to be nearly as good of an investment opportunity.

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          9 months ago

          Sure! Just let me know how much you have, and I’ll work with you on a price.

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              9 months ago

              What are you expecting, a bridge for ants??

              Let me know when you’re serious about this investment. It’s a mighty fine bridge, and I other interested investors.

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                  9 months ago

                  If I had time to wait for Doge coin to recover, I wouldn’t be selling this bridge.

                  All my other investors want to see the bridge completed before making an offer. The bridge is fully paid for, I just ran out of money waiting for it to finish. It should only take a few more months, but I need cash now.

                  So it’s up to you. Make me a decent offer or I’ll find someone else who’s interested.

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                    9 months ago

                    Okay, I can do three dogecoins because I just gave the other twelve to a nice Nigerian prince who will use it to get his $7.5 million USD in gold out of escrow and give me half.