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can to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Fans Speculate Whether Taylor Swift Will Make It To Super Bowl After Boarding Buddy Holly’s Old Plane

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Fans Speculate Whether Taylor Swift Will Make It To Super Bowl After Boarding Buddy Holly’s Old Plane

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can to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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TOKYO—With the international pop star having rushed onto the private aircraft after a sold-out show at the Tokyo Dome, fans around the world speculated Sunday about whether Taylor Swift would make it to the Super Bowl after she boarded Buddy Holly’s old plane. “I’m just praying Tay Tay gets to the big game in time to…
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    Must have been one hell of a mechanic on that rebuild!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    As long as she doesn’t board it with like 6 other musicians, I’m sure it’ll be fine.

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      Bye bye Ms. Swifty, you died. Drove my Chevy to the…and so on.

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        If it’s a bunch of bands nobody likes, the songs written of their loss would be of celebration rather than mourning.

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          I’m all for digging up the big bopper every year and crashing a plane full of his bones into a cornfield.

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    I think she made it safely past 27 so she should be okay.

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    It’ll be said for Taylor Swift’s boyfriend if she doesn’t make it. He probably won’t be able to do whatever it is he’d normally do at a Taylor Swift Superbowl.

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    The best kind of onion: Scroll, scroll, scroll… wtf?.. scroll back, scroll back… ah!

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