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minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoWhat’s really evil is: you must use the evil machine to allow use of the non-evil parts. Oh, you want your cancer cured? No problem, please insert one puppy and step into the cancer-healing chamber!
minus-squaremindbleachlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago“Narrow-band radiation vaporizes the animal’s potassium molecules into a specific ionizing frequency that passes through most tissue!” “… shouldn’t any source of potassium work for that?” “Wouldn’t know, haven’t tested that. Tail-first please.”
What’s really evil is: you must use the evil machine to allow use of the non-evil parts.
Oh, you want your cancer cured? No problem, please insert one puppy and step into the cancer-healing chamber!
“Narrow-band radiation vaporizes the animal’s potassium molecules into a specific ionizing frequency that passes through most tissue!”
“… shouldn’t any source of potassium work for that?”
“Wouldn’t know, haven’t tested that. Tail-first please.”