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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired

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Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car

Florida deputy Jesse Hernandez screamed “shots fired,” and frantically fired his gun after an acorn fell onto the roof of his squad car, making him jump.

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Except that methanol fires are fucking horrible. Acorns not so much
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  Getting shot is also horrible. But we’re talking about things that didn’t really happen.

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