Guy slaps band names randomly on a quadrant. Laughs as people analyse themselves in public
Top quality shit post
The moment I saw Deftones on the “horny” rather than “sad” side, I knew it was a shitpost.
I’d say that Passenger alone has enough horny to outweigh any of the sad.
You have seen the butcher 😘
I’m guessing OP only heard Sextape and called it a day
Check out #deftones on Tiktok. REALLY horny.
Are you serious? Around The Fur alone should-- “RX Queen,” “Street Carp,” “Korea,” “Needles And Pins,” “Minerva,” “When Girls Telephone Boys,” “Cherry Waves,” “Beauty School”-- “Risk!” Are you fucking serious?! Their least horny album since their debut is named ‘love at first sight.’ Their debut’s album cover is an enema bulb. Chino Moreno is Garth Ennis levels of horny. That man is down catastrophic.
Right? I was about to ask how Radiohead was misogynist before realizing where I was
“Karma police, arrest this girl”
Definitely misogynistic
But she had a Hitler hairdo?
If the only Radiohead song someone knows is Creep, then I could see it.
Too many of these are spot-on to read as anything but sincere and a little stupid.
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Guess I’m just horny
Go to jail
bonk!
Stop! That’s their kink, you’re just making it worse!
Kink shaming is HIS kink, don’t be judgy
Shit, my bad.
I listen to literally none of these and I don’t know what half of them are lol
Ive no doubt if you list some of what you do listen to the comments will help you figure out whether they go on this graph in lol
Ah shit, you got me with NIN, Deftones, and Godspeed but I’m not celibate and even if I was, joke’s on you: I love masturbating!
Damn, Post-Rock is in shambles
I also love Radiohead, weezer, BCNR, Swans and joy division… soooo
weezer
post-rock
Okay clearly weezer is not post rock, but there is an overwhelming presence of the genre in this list.
If you swapped out Weezer and Joy Division for Nine Inch Nails and Have a nice life we’d have exactly the same taste
Gr8 b8 m8
Damn I listen to like 70% of these bands. I should tell my gf that we are everything that’s wrong.
Same, not sure what incel has to do with it though. You can be a horny misogynistic sad misanthrope without being an incel.
I fundamentally object to the horny / sad dichotomy. off to have a good crywank
More people need to read Metamorphosis by ShindoL.
Is that a crywank song title
No, just a crywank comic.
heh
I’m horny, sad, and misanthropic, but I’m not a misogynist and I still like Neutral Milk Hotel. Clearly this chart is a farce, a scam!
I’m still trying to figure that one out. I must not have listened to them that closely? I haven’t listened to that album in like a decade. Somehow they’re one pixel higher than Ye.
Deathgrips placement seems right though, and Joy Division, Godspeed! and Weezer (I don’t care for weezer tho). I haven’t heard the other bands enough to have an opinion. I should probably listen to more Radiohead….
Oh shit, I like NIN. I didn’t even realize I was an incel… What do I tell my wife? “Horny misanthrope” is pretty fair though, I guess.
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Misanthropic means hating humanity. Misandrist means hating men. Trent Reznor is absolutely a misanthrope, or at least the character he is when writing/performing NIN songs is.
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Isn’t sunbather a deafheaven album? Also nothing I really listen to is on there lol.
yet you seem to think you’re called out here 🤔
Yeah, because it’s obviously a shitpost intended to get a reaction out of fans of those bands. All I’m saying is that their list could be a little more complete. Like put king gizzard on there.
Damn, I like The Smiths, Radiohead, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Pavement, and Weezer. Somehow I managed to cover the whole board.
Well, none of the bands I listen to are on this list. But then again you have to want sex to be an incel.
What bands are these?
Mostly Metal and Punk. Ones like Cattle Decapitation, Cannibal Corpse, Walls of Jericho, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Aborted, Cancer Bats, D.O.A, Dead Kennedy’s…
Tsol, narcoleptic youth, cheap sex looking around nervously.
This kind of chart would be fun for Can’t Get Laid versus Don’t Want To. Denial versus disinterest. Aro / ace on each axis.
My Morning Jacket’s “Touch Me I’m Going To Scream” parts 1 and 2 would be in opposite corners.
… wait, I think XKCD kinda did this.
Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?
Presumably Lennon being a domestic abuser to his first wife though I’m not sure it comes through in their music.
More confused about Radiohead. If Radiohead isn’t just broadly misanthropic then what is?
“Creep” def. has 90s incel vibes to it.
Yes, but the creepy incel weirdo is not exactly portrayed as positive, right? I don’t find that song misogynistic at all.
By that token, Red House Painters should be higher on the misogynistic scale
