Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

“What do you have on under the kilt”?

… Shitty Antiques.

Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

Two words:

Ass

Pennies

You see @[email protected] this is how you become successful. He’ll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.