jackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 months agome in December 2025 Rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1422arrow-down11
arrow-up1421arrow-down1imageme in December 2025 Rulelemmy.blahaj.zonejackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·10 months agoI don’t want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don’t want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either. I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.
minus-squarePlantDadManGuy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 months agoMmm yeah baby. Gonna make you sporulate all over me.
I don’t want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don’t want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either.
I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.
Mmm yeah baby. Gonna make you sporulate all over me.
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