• medgremlin@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    As a medical student that gets nonsense like this as question stems on exams: “confused and horrified screaming”

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      1 year ago

      Patient directed to sit down, lean forward, tuck head between knees, and kiss own ass goodbye.

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        While working in the ER I’ve seen some impressive ingestions, both intentional and unintentional. I can guarantee that if he survives, it ain’t gonna be a fun time. Off the top of my head, I think he’d be getting Narcan, Amiodarone, Flumazenil, cardiovascular and respiratory support, and probably hemodialysis. If he doesn’t die from the cocktail, the hospital bill might get him.