Fuck. I just realize I’m Odie.

One time, my older brother came home from college while I was asleep. He tied my door closed (door handle to door handle across the hallway), and waited for me, hidden in the backyard, with a water cannon filled with ice water. When I climbed out the window, I got nailed with about a gallon of pressurized ice water.

He had been out there for hours, and declared it was worth it.

Garfield is lighter than lamp

Edit: did some crude calculations and if that vase is made of solid tungsten Garfield should be about as dense as a cork

Edit 2: or to commit more unit sins, human BMI of 8