Resort fee increased, just because.
There’s always a non-zero chance.
Testicles stung hard.
What would be his remedy?
Hotel comped his room.
Also,
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That takes gambling to a whole other level.
I mean… nature is nature and sometimes nature invades indoor spaces. Why is he blaming the resort? Unless he’s claiming the scorpion was allowed in his room through some sort of gross negligence or… I guess, intentionally… what were they supposed to do to stop it from crawling through an open window, up a drain, or through a gap in the door?
Like for real, I pay for a pest service that comes to spray around my home regularly, and I still had lady bugs mysteriously invading my bathroom all winter. If I had a guest stay over and get bitten by a spider in the middle of the night, am I legally liable for that? Should I be patrolling the halls 24/7 with a flashlight and a can of raid and doing hourly bed checks for arachnids? Is that the bare minimum he expects?
Don’t get me wrong. Getting woken up by a painful venomous sting to the nut would be fucking awful, no doubt. New nightmare unlocked. Fully justified at being pissed. But why at the resort? Be pissed at the scorpion. Be pissed at mother nature, God, life, bad luck, whatever. But the resort had about as much of a hand in your circumstances as you did, which is to say next to none. It would be like suing the owner of a parking lot because your Beemer got bird shit on it. They’re wild animals dude, and they’re fucking everywhere, what do you want me to do?!
Would you make the same argument for restaurants allowing rats to infest their premises?
“Nature is nature”
Do scorpions infest a building like rats or cockroaches? I thought one might wander in but not that they’re setting up nests inside.
The Venetian is not in a rural area, so I would think it’s more likely it came in with this guy’s luggage or clothing after they had been out somewhere.
It doesn’t seem like you could pin it on the hotel’s negligence.
(Also seeing the picture of that guy and his lawyer does not make me more likely to support him.)
Edit: I was curious and googled around - lot of pest companies who want to help you with your scorpion problem, but sounds like it’s more often the lawn/pool and the house is an accident:
"Are Scorpions Attracted To The Inside Of My House?
Scorpions are not drawn to your home more than any other place in your yard. In most places, it is rare to get scorpions in your home. Scorpions have poor eyesight and use touch as the main guide to finding habitats. They look for small cracks to crawl in. Usually, they are found in the home by accident unless you have another pest problem that is supplying food for the scorpions. If you are purchasing a vacant home there is a higher probability that scorpions are inside the home."
They are predators so they roam for food. Many times they roam into your house, or maybe into the 1st floor laundry room or shipping/receiving area where fresh laundry is delivered.
They also are pretty stout climbers and would have no problems getting aboard a basket or stack of fresh towels.
They also sit around during the day, so they would just ride around on the laundry cart until they get delivered to your room.
Lastly, they are small and barely noticeable. It’s not like a black ant that obviously sticks out on the floor or on a sheet.
Lastly they are dumb. They sting first, ask questions later.
If a singular rat had run in the alley door and bit a patron, abso-fucking-lutely. I expect places serving people food or shelter to be clean, not literally unenterable by vermin. They don’t make pest force fields.
The presence of one pest is not an infestation, it’s a call to action to make sure an infestation doesn’t happen. I’m not saying that the resort should do nothing now. They should have the place sprayed (or likely sprayed again, because they probably already are) at minimum, and probably have pest control do a targeted look for signs of an infestation just to be safe.
The only way that the resort should be liable to the presence of a single pest is if it had not done what could reasonably be expected to prevent infestations or did nothing to address it after the fact. Expecting that they keep literally every single bug out of the property is not reasonable. It’s impossible.
Now, if he had reason to believe or evidence to show that the resort had not done the minimum expected due diligence to prevent pests and that had resulted in his injury, then yes, by all means blame them. Maybe he does have that. Maybe he or other patrons have seen a lot of pests on the property. Or there may even have been others with scorpion injuries before. If it’s apparent that the resort did not take action when signs of infestation were obvious or reported to them, that’s negligence. They should be sued for that. But if a single random incident is all that he has… that’s not grounds for claiming they’re negligent.
Man I just stayed 100ft off the strip last week for work and it was $23 per day and it was actually nice, like 2 queens, TV, etc… but when I connected to the Internet it was 1.5mb speeds unless I paid like $20 a day. That stung. But only until I realized I have unlimited data and I was easily able to connect that TV to my phone lol. House lost that one boys.
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I know they’re wrinkly but I didn’t realise they have THAT much give
Most painfu was the winning smash on the thing
What’s the over/under on this sort of thing happening regularly?
I work in pest control. It happens so often that when it does happen it makes the news. That is to say this guy was probably asking for it.
Seriously. What the fuck stupidity do you have to engage in to be stung in the testicles.
“I was minding my own business” Sure! And people go to the emergency room for accidentally sitting directly on large elongated objects.
If you live in an area with scorpions, it’s really common. Source: lived in an area with scorpions, all family members have at least 2 stories about them. Ever lived in an area with snakes? You probably never checked your shoes? You’ll learn real quick to check your gotdamn shoes with scorpions, the smallest fuckers are the worst.
Stayed the night in a friend’s family lake cabin at Dale Hollow in Tennessee, once. We had to kill two scorpions in 24 hours. One crawled up the drain in the kitchen sink, the other had crawled up the drain in the shower.
I was the lucky one to find the shower one. I started to go to crush it with a piece of toilet paper in hand like I would a spider, but thought better of it. Instead, I used a shampoo bottle to crush it and I’m glad I did. In its death spasms, it’s stinger stabbed the shampoo bottle like 4 times. Glad that wasn’t my hand.
The one in the sink, came crawling up when my friend’s mom started running the water, and she crushed it with a glass.
Even though I was lived in the area for 3 years, like 15-20 minutes away, and my sister is even closer, like 5-10 minutes away, I hadn’t ever seen a live scorpion. Nor have I seen one since. But right around the lake, apparently, they’re fucking everywhere.
This guy got an STD and blamed it on a scorpion
Geoblocked. Anyone got a proper link?
Weird that the counties in Nevada with legal prostitution also happen to have the most scorpions
